American Productivity

• I'm Michael. I've got a big head and a talent for hair growth. This is where I share things I like, don't understand, or find revolting. I live in Brooklyn and hunt/steal ideas for profit. If there's anything you want to say to me write me at mslorenzo@gmail.com

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• September 1, 2009

  still in love the babycakes.

  “I’m not a virgin b/c I can’t give birth to a Jesus.”

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• August 25, 2009

  Driving Through Baghdad

  Rule #1 - If there is an armored vehicle behind you, immediately move out of the way

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• 2 months ago

  Maybe it was trying to check itself out in that frame to the right

  juliasegal:

  This photo is real and not photoshopped…which now that I think about it…is kinda unsettling.

   

• Holly Golightly & The Greenhornes
  There Is An End

  This is the type of music I like blaring through the desert as I’m driving away in my ‘65 Corvette

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• August 20, 2009
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  Biz Markie vs. The Beastie Boys

   
• August 19, 2009

  This is what I use as inspiration whenever I question my choice to make a career in advertising.

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• August 18, 2009

  Eels
  Last Stop This Town

  Who doesn’t enjoy singing carrots

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• Kool Moe Dee
  Go See The Doctor

  It’s too sad guys like Kool just don’t make it anymore
  

  2 months ago
   

• Fever Ray
  Triangle Walks

  Sounds like if Santogold didn’t grow up around cool kids

  2 months ago
   
• August 11, 2009

  I’ve been away thinking. Louis CK sums up my thoughts well here

  2 months ago
   
• July 30, 2009

  I’m starting to enjoy how Jimmy is willing to try almost anything.

  3 months ago
   
• July 29, 2009

  Randy Newman
  You Can Leave Your Hat On

  I don’t know who’s better, Randy the author or Joe the bombaster, but there’s just something about old men signing about getting a woman almost naked that always has a place in my heart.

  3 months ago
   

• Joe Cocker
  You Can Leave Your Hat On

  Who does it better- Joe Cocker w/40 firends or Randy Newman half drunk in Germany?

  3 months ago
   
• July 28, 2009

  my all-time favorite Conan moment

  3 months ago
   
• July 22, 2009

  Coldplay
  Strawberry Swing

  I try to avoid all things Coldplay, but this video is superbly done.

  If you liked that video click here to check out another stop motion masterpiece

  3 months ago