American Productivity

  • I'm Michael. I've got a big head and a talent for hair growth. This is where I share things I like, don't understand, or find revolting. I live in Brooklyn and hunt/steal ideas for profit. If there's anything you want to say to me write me at mslorenzo@gmail.com
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  • September 1, 2009

    still in love the babycakes.

    “I’m not a virgin b/c I can’t give birth to a Jesus.”

    2 months ago
     
  • August 25, 2009

    Driving Through Baghdad

    Rule #1 - If there is an armored vehicle behind you, immediately move out of the way

    2 months ago
     
  • Maybe it was trying to check itself out in that frame to the right
juliasegal:
This photo is real and not photoshopped…which now that I think about it…is kinda unsettling. 2 months ago

    Maybe it was trying to check itself out in that frame to the right

    juliasegal:

    This photo is real and not photoshopped…which now that I think about it…is kinda unsettling.
     
  • Holly Golightly & The Greenhornes
    There Is An End

    This is the type of music I like blaring through the desert as I’m driving away in my ‘65 Corvette

    2 months ago
     
  • August 20, 2009
    Biz Markie vs. The Beastie Boys 2 months ago

    Biz Markie vs. The Beastie Boys

     
  • August 19, 2009

    This is what I use as inspiration whenever I question my choice to make a career in advertising.

    2 months ago
     
  • August 18, 2009

    Eels
    Last Stop This Town

    Who doesn’t enjoy singing carrots

    2 months ago
     
  • Kool Moe Dee
    Go See The Doctor

    It’s too sad guys like Kool just don’t make it anymore

    2 months ago
     
  • Fever Ray
    Triangle Walks

    Sounds like if Santogold didn’t grow up around cool kids

    2 months ago
     
  • August 11, 2009

    I’ve been away thinking. Louis CK sums up my thoughts well here

    2 months ago
     
  • July 30, 2009

    I’m starting to enjoy how Jimmy is willing to try almost anything.

    3 months ago
     
  • July 29, 2009

    Randy Newman
    You Can Leave Your Hat On

    I don’t know who’s better, Randy the author or Joe the bombaster, but there’s just something about old men signing about getting a woman almost naked that always has a place in my heart.

    3 months ago
     
  • Joe Cocker
    You Can Leave Your Hat On

    Who does it better- Joe Cocker w/40 firends or Randy Newman half drunk in Germany?

    3 months ago
     
  • July 28, 2009

    my all-time favorite Conan moment

    3 months ago
     
  • July 22, 2009

    Coldplay
    Strawberry Swing

    I try to avoid all things Coldplay, but this video is superbly done.

    If you liked that video click here to check out another stop motion masterpiece

    3 months ago
     
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