American Productivity

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  • September 24, 2010

    Chicken Butt

    No, the person on the other end of this ass isn’t looking for two dudes at once or for someone to up their wager on her buns. This butt is being paid by Kentucky Fried Chicken to wear the pooter promotion.

    Read and watch the article here

    This bothers me in a way that probably doesn’t bother most people. At times I wish I worked in the marketing department that produces crap like this. They are probably getting paid better than I am and, ultimately, whether I’m selling chicken, consulting, or financial services it’s all pretty soulless. I can assure you they sold this to their bosses/clients/whoever by saying “this will help reinforce the differentiating quality of the Double Down, which is the lack of bun.”

    1 year ago
     

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