I’m Michael. I’ve got a big head and a talent for hair growth. This is where I share things I like, don’t understand, or find revolting. I live in Brooklyn and hunt/steal ideas for profit. If there’s anything you want to say to me write me at mslorenzo@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @michaellorenzo)http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XjbtnMz6eQw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XjbtnMz6eQw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Please watch.</p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/234061916http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/234061916Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:22:27 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jBxVmCwOkDs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jBxVmCwOkDs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.myspace.com/thecottonjonesbasketride"><b>Cotton Jones</b></a><br/><i>Blood Red Sentimental Blues</i></p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZyUjffFLRY">full accompaniment version</a></p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/224055967http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/224055967Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:15:56 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cNcAzfGFsk8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cNcAzfGFsk8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Fugazi</b><br/><i>Epic Problem (live)<br/></i></p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/217531345http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/217531345Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:43:58 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5e4caLZUrFw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5e4caLZUrFw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I wish this video had sound</p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/214827437http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/214827437Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:33:39 -0400<object width="400" height="292"><param name="movie" value="http://video.ted.com/assets/player/swf/EmbedPlayer.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param 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flashvars="vu=http://video.ted.com/talks/dynamic/RorySutherland_2009G-medium.flv&su=http://images.ted.com/images/ted/tedindex/embed-posters/RorySutherland-2009G.embed_thumbnail.jpg&vw=432&vh=240&ap=0&ti=658&introDuration=16500&adDuration=4000&postAdDuration=2000&adKeys=talk=rory_sutherland_life_lessons_from_an_ad_man;year=2009;theme=the_creative_spark;theme=new_on_ted_com;theme=speaking_at_tedglobal2009;theme=what_makes_us_happy;theme=unconventional_explanations;theme=media_that_matters;event=TEDGlobal+2009;"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>The Power of Perceived Value</b><a target="_self" href="http://www.ted.com/speakers/rory_sutherland.html"><br/>Rory Sutherland</a> @ TED</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://rorysutherland.blogspot.com/">His blog</a></p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/214813527http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/214813527Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:11:45 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B-tSvrkKx2Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B-tSvrkKx2Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Did you know Kruger was coming back? I didn’t.</p> <p>I stay away from horror movies b/c they seem to all be schlock filled or torture porn. This though could be promising.</p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/212293768http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/212293768Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:26:32 -0400<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr9b4y3oqw1qz9bh1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Contextual Banner Placement</b></p> <p>Above (highlighted in yellow) is an example of a not so good marketing strategy. Yahoo banner over a news story about how Yahoo sold Iranians up the oppression river.</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://news.google.com/news/search?aq=f&pz=1&cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&q=yahoo+iran">Read more</a></p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/208527629http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/208527629Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:58:10 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/205109584/tumblr_kr1rwp43tv1qz9bh1&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Los Amigos Invisibles</b><br/><i>Mentiras</i></p> <p>I throught I posted this a while ago, but I didn’t so here you go.</p> <p>Here’s some additional stuff by your new funky invisible friends:</p> <p> <object height="269" width="332" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/c5ZO7DFU7gk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c5ZO7DFU7gk&hl=en&fs=1&"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"></object> </p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/205109584http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/205109584Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:19:37 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b3NOCEKTzAU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b3NOCEKTzAU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Mando Diao</b><br/><i>Gloria</i></p> <p>Go Sweden!</p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/199215429http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/199215429Mon, 28 Sep 2009 10:56:11 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uad17d5hR5s&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uad17d5hR5s&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/196735992http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/196735992Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:23:20 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ervb3qX_xi8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ervb3qX_xi8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>GO PHILLY!</b></p> <p>80% of the energy used in picking up trash is gone and $13 million dollars has arrived.</p> <p>Maybe I’ll hate you a little less now, Philly</p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/194251287http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/194251287Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:29:27 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/189529206/tumblr_kq2tzi3lsI1qz9bh1&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Kid Cudi</b><br/>Day ‘n Nite (Party Ben Rmx)</p> <p>I don’t care if this is played out. You should be listening to this, and listening now.</p> <p><u>Vacation</u> + <u>Work Shit</u> X <u>Attempting To Make Big Changes</u> = <u>No Time To Post</u></p> <p>I’m on <a href="http://citizeninsanemedia.com/Pursuit%20of%20Happiness%20(feat.%20MGMT%20and%20Ratatat).mp3" target="_blank">the pursuit of happiness</a> <— click for bonus music</p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/189529206http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/189529206Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:28:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R2a8TRSgzZY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R2a8TRSgzZY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/178287097http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/178287097Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:51:24 -0400<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpbiw9JZEX1qz9bh1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>1 more day until I leave to Costa Rica. Fuck yeah! <a target="_blank" href="http://www.govisitcostarica.com/region/city.asp?cID=19">Here’s my home</a> for the next week and a half.</p> <p><img src="http://www.billbeardcostarica.com/images/pages/imagen_1.jpg" width="327" height="246"/></p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/177510163http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/177510163Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:33:44 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/177505029/tumblr_kpbijzqLgc1qz9bh1&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Three 6 Mafia + Long Blondes</b><br/><i>Lolli Lolli Pop That Century</i><br/><a target="_blank" href="http://www.thehoodinternet.com/">ABX - Hood Internet</a></p> <p>The verse + beat match is yet another example how The Hood Internet is keeping mashups relevant.</p> <p>Sept 12th I’ll be checking them out @ <a target="_blank" href="http://www.thebellhouseny.com/home.php">The Bell House</a></p> <p><img src="http://www.thebellhouseny.com/media/backroom.jpg"/></p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/177505029http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/177505029Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:26:23 -0400<object width="400" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html" /><param name="FlashVars" value="id=8a2505951df2bc7b011dfdf7cd04015a" /><embed src="http://www.adultswim.com/video/vplayer/index.html" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="id=8a2505951df2bc7b011dfdf7cd04015a" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="350"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>still in love the babycakes.</p> <p>“I’m not a virgin b/c I can’t give birth to a Jesus.”</p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/177296755http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/177296755Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:18:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Yco1deXOzN8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Yco1deXOzN8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Driving Through Baghdad</b></p> <p>Rule #1 - If there is an armored vehicle behind you, immediately move out of the way</p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/171542017http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/171542017Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:49:26 -0400<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koy3uxVucj1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Maybe it was trying to check itself out in that frame to the right</p> <p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/171465127/this-photo-is-real-and-not-photoshopped-which-now" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote>This photo is real and not photoshopped…which now that I think about it…is kinda unsettling.</blockquote>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/171467063http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/171467063Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:43:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Cwq_sksL_6o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Cwq_sksL_6o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Holly Golightly & The Greenhornes</b><br/><i>There Is An End</i></p> <p>This is the type of music I like blaring through the desert as I’m driving away in my ‘65 Corvette</p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/171459106http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/171459106Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:29:55 -0400<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kono3bcD0B1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Biz Markie vs. The Beastie Boys</p>http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/167308864http://michaellorenzo.tumblr.com/post/167308864Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:10:18 -0400